So, you’ve come this far, and you’re interested in how much it costs to be tortured, ahem, healed by your very own Inquisitor.

New Member $100

We conduct an assessment and begin the massage..  This session is 60 minutes long and is the question/seeking stage of your session. Please take a moment to explain your basic needs while scheduling. If you feel you need more time than 60 minutes, please text me at 813-414-1495 to discuss your needs and we will figure out the best situation for you.

The appointment requires a 50% credit card hold. It will not charge your card, unless you miss or cancel your session within the 24 hour minimum. You may have the option to apply the lost deposit to a rescheduled and kept session.

The deposit will not be used for payment, so kindly bring King Cash, Venmo, or Card is accepted. We are also happy to negotiate in silver.

Sixty Minute $100 Ninety Minute $150 Two Hours $200

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Cancellation policy

I understand that life happens occasionally.  I require a minimum of 24 hour notice for cancellations.  While I may make every effort to flex the available time and/or reschedule you, these options may not be available.   Please do consider sending someone in your place.

 Refunds

I do not provide refunds or offer gift certificates.