So, you’ve come this far, and you’re interested in how much it costs to be tortured, ahem, healed by your very own Inquisitor.

New Client sessions are $100

We conduct a general assessment and target the specific areas that are needed reset the issue. Please take a moment to explain your basic needs while scheduling. The goal is to assess what you are doing in your work/home life that creates the problem and address how to minimize repetition of the pain.

If you feel you need more time than 60 minutes due to extenuating circumstances, please text me at 813-414-1495 to discuss why and we will figure out the best situation for you.

The appointment requires a 50% credit card hold. It will not charge your card, unless you miss or cancel your session within the 24 hour minimum. You may have the option to apply the lost deposit to a rescheduled and kept session.

The deposit will not be used for payment, so kindly bring King Cash, Venmo, or Card is accepted. We are also happy to negotiate in silver.

You’ve been worked on before? You know how much time you need. Go on now. Click that link below.

Sixty Minute $100 Ninety Minute $150

Visit http://humansmechanic.booksy.com/b/ to see what’s available.

On August 1st, 2026, our prices will change to the following:

New Client $110 Repeat Client: Sixty Minute $110 Ninety Minute. $165

Cancellation policy

I understand that life happens occasionally.  I require a minimum of 24 hour notice for cancellations.  While I may make every effort to flex the available time and/or reschedule you, these options may not be available.  In the interest of fairness, the lost 50% deposit will become a credit, able to be used within 30 days to towards your rescheduled massage.

 Refunds

I do not provide refunds or offer gift certificates due to complicated matters.